The joys of working
One of the good things about working for a large multinational slick machine is the regular opportunity to laugh at all the information/warning/risk management messages that we receive.
Along with my entire office of 400 or so employees, I received the following email today:
Urgent - “Innocent” fruit smoothies
Please be aware that these drinks do not contain any artificial preservatives and if left on a desk, away from refrigeration, for any length of time eg overnight, there is the potential for the acidity to build up resulting in a small explosion.
I mean, really...
posted by Ed Marsh @ 12:32
1 Comments:
*caution* contemporaneous use of stainless steel pencil sharpener and a blunt lead pencil may result in sharpened blade or point which could, on misuse, enter the eye of a colleague causing permanent visual impairment*
The Environment Agency is the best. Out in Aztec west there are signs reminding you that not using the bannisters provided is a health and safety risk as you may fall down the stairs at any time causing death
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